Concerned that your company does not allow you to bring your AK-47 to work?
Worried that your cubicle neighbor is furiously underlining The Anarchist Cookbook each morning during coffee break?
Not sure that throwing your desk chair would be sufficient to repel approaching hoards?
Never fear. This 9:26 minute video from Jorg Sprave and the Slingshot Channel gives you all the information you need to “weaponize office supplies.” (HT: Jay Sanders)